Capo on 4th fret
Chords:
E    : 0221xx
A5   : x022xx
E/F# : 2021xx
E7/G : 3201xx
E
  Oliver Paul, twenty years old
A5
Thick head of hair, worries he's going bald
E
  Wakes up at quarter past nine
A5
Fair evades his way down the 96 tram line
E
Breakfast on the run again, he's well aware
     A5                                        E     A5 E A5 
He's dropping soy linseed Vegemite crumbs everywhere
E
  Feeling sick at the sight of his computer
   A5
He dodges his way through the Swanston commuters
E
Rips off his tie, hands it to a homeless man
A                                                   E
Sleeping in the corner of a metro bus stand and he screams
"I'm not going to work today
          A5
Going to count the minutes that the trains run late
E                                                      A5  E E/F# E7/G A5
  Sit on the grass building pyramids out of Coke cans"
E
Headphone wielding to the Nicholas building
   A5
He trips on a pothole that's not been filled in
  E                                
He waits for an elevator, one to nine
  A5
A lady walks in and waits by his side
   E
Her heels are high and her bag is snakeskin
A5
Hair pulled so tight you can see her skeleton
E
Vickers perfume on her breath
  A5
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A tortoise shell necklace between her breasts
             E
She looks him up and down with a botox frown
     A5
He's well used to that look by now
    E       E/F#            E7/G       A5
The elevator dings and they awkwardly step in
      E       E/F#         E7/G    A5
Their fingers touch on the rooftop button
       E                      A5
Don't jump little boy, don't jump off that roof
                 E                               A5
You've got your whole life ahead of you, you're still in your youth
E                          A5            E A5
I'd give anything to have skin like you
         E
He said "I think you're projecting the way that you're feeling
    A5
I'm not suicidal, just idling insignificantly
   E
I come up here for perception and clarity
   A5
I like to imagine I'm playing SimCity
         E               E/F#         E7/G   A5
All the people look like ants from up here
         E               E/F#           E7/G  A5
And the wind's the only traffic you can hear"
          E    E/F#       E7/G  A5
He said "All I ever wanted to be
        E       E/F#          E7/G        A5
Was an elevator operator, can you help me please?"
       E                      A5
Don't jump little boy, don't jump off that roof
                 E                               A5
You've got your whole life ahead of you, you're still in your youth
E                          A5            E  A5
I'd give anything to have skin like you
       E                      A5
Don't jump little boy, don't jump off that roof
                  E                              A5
You've got your whole life ahead of you, you're still in your youth
E                          A5             E A5
I'd give anything to have skin like you
E E/F# E7/G A
E E/F# E7/G A
E E/F# E7/G A
E E/F# E7/G A