[Intro]
F5 E5 (x4)
[Verse]
F5 E5 F5 E5
Bell on door clanks, come on in
F5 E5 F5 E5
Floyd observes my hairy chin
F5 E5 F5 E5
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
F5 E5 F5 E5
Steamed hot towel on my face
[Chorus]
C#5 A5 C5 G#5 C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shaved,
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shaved,
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shaved
[Bridge]
F5 E5 (x4)
[Verse]
F5 E5 F5 E5
Barney ties me to the chair
F5 E5 F5 E5
I can't see, I'm really scared
F5 E5 F5 E5
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
F5 E5 F5 E5
Pee pee pressed against my lips
[Chorus]
C#5 A5 C5 G#5 C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shamed,
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shamed,
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shamed
[Solo]
F E F G A Bb C Bb A Bb C (x4)
[Bridge]
F5 E5 (x4)
[Verse]
F5 E5 F5 E5
I sense others in the room,
F5 E5 F5 E5
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
F5 E5 F5 E5
They take turns and cut me up
F5 E5 F5 E5
I die smothered in Andy's butt
[Chorus]
C#5 A5 C5 G#5 C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shaved,
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shaved,
C#5 A5 C5 G#5
I was shamed
[Outro]
F5 E5 F E
