Key: C, D then G
Chords used:
A - x02220
D - xx0232
C - x32010
G - 320033
Bm - x24432
Em - 022000
B - x24442
E - 022100
Bb - x13331
Intro:
Bass: A--D-C x8
Guitar: A--D-C x8
Verse 1:
A D C A D C
I'm tired of self-respect
A D C A D C
I can't afford a car
A D C
I wanna be a
A D C A D C A D C
prefab super--star
B E D
I wanna be a tool
B E D
Don't need no soul
B E D
Wanna make big money
B Em(hold)
Playing rock and roll
Interlude: A--D-C- x2
Verse 2:
A D C A D C
I'll make my music boring
A D C A D C
I'll play my music slow
A D C
I ain't no artist
A D C
I'm a business--man
A D C A D C
No ideas of my own
B E D
I won't offend
B E D
Or rock the boat
B E D
Just sex and drugs
B E D G-- x2
And rock and roll
Breakdown: Mocking Knack's My Sharona
G
Drool, drool, drool
C C C Bb
drool, drool drool My payola!
G
Drool, drool, drool
C C C Bb
drool, drool drool My payola!
Interlude: A--D-C- x2
Verse 3:
A D C A D C
You'll pay ten bucks to see me
A D C A D C
On a fifteen foot high stage
A D C A D C
Fatass bouncers kick the shit
A D C
Out of kids who try to
A D C B E D
dance If my friends say
B E D
I've lost my guts"
B E D
I'll laugh and say
B Em(hold)
That's rock and roll
But there's just one problem
Chorus 1:
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
G Bm
Give me a toot I'll
Em C
sell you my soul
G Bm
Pull my strings
Em
and I'll go far
G Bm
Give me a toot I'll
Em C
sell you my soul
G Bm
Pull my strings
Em
and I'll go far
Verse 3:
B E D
And when I'm rich
B E D
And meet Bob Hope
B E D
We'll shoot some golf
B E G Bm Em C
And shoot some dope
Chorus 2:
G Bm
Is my cock big enough
Em C
Is my brain small enough
G Bm Em
For you to make me a star
G Bm
Give me a toot I'll
Em C
sell you my soul
G Bm
Pull my strings
Em
and I'll go far
Guitar Solo: G-Bm-Em-C-G-Bm-Em-- x4
Chorus:
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
G Bm
Is my cock big enough
Em C
Is my brain small enough
G Bm Em
For you to make me a star
G Bm
Give me a toot I'll
Em C
sell you my soul
G Bm
Pull my strings
Em
and I'll go far
G Bm
Give me a toot I'll
Em C
sell you my soul
G Bm
Pull my strings
Em
and I'll go far
Outro:
G
Drool, drool, drool
C C C Bb
drool, drool drool My payola!
G
Drool, drool, drool
C C C Bb
drool, drool drool My payola!
