e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
riff A: D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0---
A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-
E| --------------------------------
e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
riff B: D| ----------------0---0---1---0---
A| 3---3---3---3-------------------
E| --------------------------------
e| ------------------------
B| ------------------------
G| ------------------------
riff A2: D| --------0-1-0---------0-
A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3---
E| ------------------------
e| ----------------
B| ----------------
G| ----------------
riff C: D| ----------------
A| ----------------
E| 5---5---3-5---3-
e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
riff D: D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2---
A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5-
E| --------------------------------
e| --------------------------------
B| --------------------------------
G| --------------------------------
riff E: D| ----------------2---2---3---2---
A| 5---5---5---5-------------------
E| --------------------------------
e| ------------------------
B| ------------------------
G| ------------------------
riff D2: D| --------2-3-2---------2-
A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5---
E| ------------------------
(intro:) riff A (x2)
(verse:) riff A (x4) (sing on third)
riff B
riff A
riff A (x2)
riff B
riff A2
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
and I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
too drunk to fuck
(chords:) --G-G-G-
E-------------------------G-G-G-
Too drunk to fuck
E-------------------------G-G-G-
Too drunk to fuck
E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-
Too drunk, to fuck
E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck
(repeat verse)
(2nd verse lyrics:)
I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
in Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
(break:) C---------------C---------------
C---------------C---------------
C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
D#--C---------------------------
C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
C-------------------------------
riff C (x3)
D-----D#----C---
riff C (x2)
D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G- (a-g-c-a- with a
single string)
E-------------------------G-G-G-
Too drunk....
E-------------------------G-G-G-
E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-
E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---
I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck
riff A (x2)
(verse:) riff D (x4)
riff E
riff D
riff D (x2)
riff E
riff D2
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer
put it in your purse
--A-A-A-
F#------------------------A-A-A-
Too drunk...
F#------------------------A-A-A-
F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A-
F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D--- (x3)
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck
D-------C-------D-------F--D-F-- (x3)
Yeah, yeah
D-------