A
I was backstage at a festival in Germany
B
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
D E
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked
A
our set
A
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
B
I figure that's cuz she's Canadian
D E
That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully
A
Lesbian
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That's when I realized it was Sara,
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or maybe it was Tegan
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I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
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Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one
A
I told her I was a big fan of her band
B
She asked me if I had a favorite song
D E
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like
A
k.d. lang
A
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
B
And how they got robbed three times in a row
D E
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling
A
pills or blow
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That's when I creeped out Sara
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or maybe I just pissed her off
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When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a
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threesome?
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Where they both ganged up one girl
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, a forgy or a fivesome?
E5 B5
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen
D5
the movie
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Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly,
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did they like Jennifer Tilly?
D A E
Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
A
In the Gia movie
F#
that was on HBO
Bm E
And These Walls Could Talk made Tegan cry a lot
E
After that I forgot what she said
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That's the problem with Diazepam,
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so many things I don't remember
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But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a
D5
clairvoyant
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But I think that I creeped out Sara,
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I was creeping out on Sara
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I hope it wasn't Tegan,
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cuz Matt Skiba said she is the
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cooler one
