D A
it's kind of hard to wear high heels
D A
or slip on banana peels
D A E
how does she get in and out of tubs?
D A
i hope she don't get mad
D A
i hope she thinks this song is good not bad
D5 E5 A5
cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs
D5 A5 D5 A5
no fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows
D5 A5 E5
no phalanges no knobby knees to knock
D5 A5 D5 A5
she don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
D5 E5 A5
she's always in the stands, she's nubs
D5 A5 D5 A5
she can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
D5 A5 E5
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 E5 A5
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs
now comes the interlude, guitar 1 keeps playin this chord progression and guitar 2
comes in with some riff, dunno what it is, then it moves into this...
https://www.coveralia.com/acordes/she-s-nubs-nofx.php
F#5 D5 A5 E5
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
F#5 D5 E5 A5
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
D5 A5 D5 A5
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
D5 A5 E5
and told her I'd see her at the next club
D5 A5 D5 A5
she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back,
D5 E5 A5
she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
D5 A5 D5 A5
she's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
D5 A5 E5
but without calves or thighs, she's nubs
D5 A5 D5 A5
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
D5 E5 A5
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
D5 A5
she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs... etc etc
D A D A
oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
D5 E5 A5
but boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs
