Tuning:standard
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I've heard about a place, where they enlarge yer space
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they take pity on the small ones
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Don't cost ya very much, they seem to know their stuff,
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they take pity on the small ones
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So I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in
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And overcome my inexperience
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I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in
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And be the first one on the block that does.
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They say it's the one thing everyone should have
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I know it must look bad.
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I know I need the help
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they'd take me I can tell 
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four fingers and a toenail...
CHORUS