Tuning: Standard EADGBe (Low to High)
Intro: G Dm F C G Dm C
G G/F#
She said there's ants in the carpet
Em Em/D
Dirty little monsters
D# D
Eating all the morsels
Bm C
Picking up the rubbish
G G/F#
Give her effervescence
Em Em/D
She needs a little sparkle
D# D
Good morning tv
Bm C
You're looking so healthy
Em
And we all say
D
Don't want to be alone
Em
We wear the same clothes
D
cause we feel the same
Em
we kiss with dry lips
D Bm C
When we say goodnight
Bm C G
End of the century... it's nothing special
Sex on tv
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty
He gives her a cuddle
They're glowing in a huddle
Good night tv
You're all made up
And you know that
G Dm F C G Dm C
Can you eat her yes you can
G/F#
e:-3-|
B:-3-|
G:-0-|
D:-0-|
A:-2-|
E:-2-|
