Intro:
D Am D Am B Bb
Verse 1:
D
Good morning miss
Am
Can I help you son?
D
Six-teen today
Am
And up for fun
F7
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
E7
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
D Am D Am
Verse 2:
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Box of balloons
Am
With the feather-light touch
D
Pack of party-poppers
Am
That pop in the night
F7
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
E7
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in
Chorus 1:
Em C7 Em
Welcome to the House of Fun
B7
Now I've come of age
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7
Welcome to the lion's den
F#m C#7
Temptation's on his way
Em C7 B7
Welcome to the House of
D Am D Am
Verse 3:
D
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
Am
You mis-understood
D
Six-teen big boy
Am
Full pint in my manhood
F7
I'm up to date
And the date's today
E7
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way
Chorus 2:
Em C7 Em
Welcome to the House of Fun
B7
Now I've come of age
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7
Welcome to the lion's den
F#m C#7
Temptation's on his way
Em C7 B7
Welcome to the House of fun
D Am D Am B Bb
Middle 8:
A
I'm sorry son
Ebm7
But we don't stock
A
Party gimmicks
F#m
In this shop
Bm
Try the House of Fun
G
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's
A A7
Not a joke shop!
Verse 4:
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Party hats
Am
Simple enough clear
D
Compre-hende savvy understand
Am
Do you hear?
D
A pack of party hats
Am
With the coloured tips
D
Too late!
Am
Gorgon heard gossip
F7
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
E7
Many happy returns from the day
Chorus 3:
Em C7 Em
Welcome to the House of Fun
B7
Now I've come of age
Em C7 Em B7
Welcome to the House of Fun
F#m D7
Welcome to the lion's den
F#m C#7
Temptation's on his way
Em C7 B7
Welcome to the House of fun
(Repeat to Fade)
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