Intro:
G D A D G D A D
G D A D G
Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game
D A D G
Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain
D E
We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name
G D A D G
Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game
D A D G
Can't have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same
D E
Liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain
G D
When you talk about the hand of glory
A D
A tale that's rather grim and gory
G D E
Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed?
G D E
When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed
G D A
I think they're gonna make you start over
D G
You don't want to start over
D A
Put your backpack on your shoulder
D G
Be the good little soldier
D
Take your places now
E G
'Cause we're all predisposed
D A D G
Measuring cups, play a new game
D A D G
Front of the class, measure your brain
D E
Give you a complex and we'll give it a name
G D
When you talk about the hand of glory
A D
A tale that's rather grim and gory
G D E
Is it just another children's story that's been de-clawed?
G D E
When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed
G D A
Put your backpack on your shoulder
D
Be the good little soldier
G D
It's no different when your older
E
You're predisposed
G Bb
That's all for questions now
D
The case is closed!
