#1. 
C 
A lady that I know just came from Columbia, 
    F                             C 
she smiled because I did not understand. 
                           F 
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha! 
    G7                              C 
She said it was the best in all the land. 
And I said, 
Chorus: 
C 
No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more. 
                              G7 
I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, 
                                      C 
and then it makes it hard to find the door. 
#2. 
C 
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain. 
    F                             C 
She smiled because I did not understand. 
                              F 
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine, 
    G7                            C 
she said it was the finest in the land. 
And I said... 
Chorus: 
C 
No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more. 
                              G7 
I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 
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No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, 
                                      C 
and then it makes it hard to find the door. 
#3. 
C 
A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh. 
   F                             C 
He smiled because I did not understand. 
                                F 
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho, 
   G7                              C 
he said it was the best in all the land.  
And I said.. 
Chorus: 
C 
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more. 
                              G7 
I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, 
                                      C 
and then it makes it hard to find the door. 
Well, I said... 
Chorus: 
C 
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more. 
                              G7 
I'm tired of waking up on the floor. 
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, 
                                      C 
and then it makes it hard to find the door.