Bm Am
It was the blackest night!
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There was no moon in sight!
Bm Am
(you know the stars ain't shinin'
E Am
'cause the sky's too tight)
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I heard the scary wind!
E Am
I seen some ugly trees!
Bm Am
There was a werewolf honkin',
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'long the side of me!
Bm Am E Am
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Bm Am E Am
Got a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'
Bm Am E Am
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
Bm Am E Am E Am
'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)
(Bm,Am,E,Am X2)
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I noticed even the crickets
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Acted weird up here
Bm Am
And so I figured I might
E Am
Just drink a little beer
Bm Am E Am
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...
Bm Am
But there was no reply
E Am
'cause she was gone!
Bm Am E Am
where's those titties I like so well,
Bm Am
'n' my goddam beer!
E Am Bm Am
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
E Am Bm Am
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
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(he's about this big!)
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He had a red suit on
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An' a widow's peak
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An' then a pointed tail
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'n like a sulphur reek,
Bm Am
Yes, it was him awright,
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I swear I knowed it was!
Bm Am
He had some human flesh
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Stuck under-neath his claws
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You know, it looked to me
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Like it was titty skin!
Bm Am
I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
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('cause I was mad at him!)
Bm Am
He just got out his floss
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'n started cleanin' his fang
Bm Am
So I shot him with my shooter,
Bm Am Fm
Said: bang! bang! bang!
((((Just downward strokes on this part))))
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Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!
Bm Am
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
E Fm
Gonna say?
Bm Am
You ate my chrissy?
E Fm
yeah! titties 'n all!
Bm Am
Well what about the beer then?
E Fm
now, were the cans this tall?
Bm Am
Even her boots?
E Fm
would I lie to you?
Bm Fm
Shit, you musta been hungry!
E Fm
yeah, this is true.
Bm Am
Don't they pay you good for the
E Fm
Stuff that you do?
Bm Am E Fm
well, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...
Bm Am
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
E Fm
'n I want my beer
Hah!
Bm Am
So you just barf it back up!
E Fm
Now, devil, do you hear?
Bm Am E Fm
blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!
Bm Am E Fm
I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?
Bm Am
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Just what will you give me for your
E Fm
Titties and beer?
Bm Am
I suppose you noticed this little
E Fm
Contract here...
Bm Am E Fm
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't call me that!
Bm Am
That's about the only reason
E Fm
I learned writin' for!
Bm Am E Fm
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
Bm Am E
Because I need a beer, 'n it's titty-
Fm
Squeezin' time!
Bm Am E Fm
man, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!
Bm Am E Fm
There was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!
Bm Am E Fm
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!
Bm Am E
Let's make a deal if you think
Fm
That's true
Bm Am E
I mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Fm
Gonna do?
Heh?
Bm Am E Fm
wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
Bm Am
That you want to make a deal with me...
E Fm
that's very, very true
Bm Am E Fm
I'm only inte-rested in two things
yeah?
Bm Am E Fm
See if you can guess what they are
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i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...
Bm Am E Fm
i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle
Bm
what?
Am E Fm
let go of your pickle!
Bm Am
i'm not holding my pickle
E Fm Bm
well, who's hold-ing your pickle then?
Am E Fm Bm
i don't know...she's out in the audience...
Am E Fm
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
Bm Am E Fm
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Bm Am E
i'm only interested in two things, and that's
Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
You know what I mean?
E Fm
what?
((((Increase speed here))))
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm Am
Titties and beer
E Fm
Titties and beer
Bm
Titties and beer!
Am
Titties and beer!
E
Titties and beer!
Fm
Titties and beer!
Bm Am E Fm
no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
Bm Am E Fm
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!
((((Up and down strokes again from now on))))
Bm Am
And then the devil let go of his pickle
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And out come my girl, there was her titties
Am
Flop-floppin'...all around the world
Bm Am E Am
She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
Bm Am E Am
And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Bm Am E Am
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Bm Am
That's when the devil, he farted
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And she went right over the cliff!
Bm Am E Am
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
Bm Am
I swear I do de-clare!
E Am
How did she get back there?
