Letra de You're Pitiful (Bonus Track) - Weird Al Yankovic

You're Pitiful
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(Parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt)
My life is brilliant
[What, was I too early -
Oh, sorry, should I -
Do you want to start over, or -
Keep going - okay� now, now?]
My life is brilliant
Your life�s a joke
You�re just pathetic
You�re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain�t impressin� me
You�re sufferin� from delusions of adequacy
You�re pitiful
You�re pitiful
You�re pitiful, it�s true
Never had a date
That you couldn�t inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer bein� you
Well you just can�t dance
And forget romance
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Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty pants
But you�ll always have a job
Well, I mean�
As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine
You�re pitiful
You�re pitiful
You�re pitiful, it�s true
You�re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you�re playin� Halo 2
No one�s classier than you
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la loser
You�re pitiful
You�re pitiful
You�re pitiful, it�s true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you�re 42
Guess you�ll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you